January 2010
39 posts
#SOTU →
…is a terrible, terrifying place that I somehow cannot get out of.
Velveeta Fudge →
Takes the enamel off your teeth!
coordinatedcasuals:
bulicks:
In honor of Stevie’s special guest, some reviews of Sandra Lee’s recipes:
“The beef was gummy and soft and tough as a seatbelt. Nothing that you’d want to eat for dinner.” - Szechwan Crispy Beef
“We did this for Valentine’s Day - it was pretty bad.” - Shangri-Lee Lobster with Crispy Spinach
“I wonder - are the pearl strands kosher?” - Star of David Angel Food...
Everything you've ever wanted
thingsiatethatilove:
What are some songs that you would love to sing at karaoke, but are never ever ever in karaoke machines?
Oh my god, such a great question. F Mac, “Angel!” I would not be good at it, but I’d just really love to sing it. Dusty Springfield, “What Do You Do When Love Dies.” They never have anything from the Into the Woods soundtrack except “Children Will Listen,” and, zzzzz. I...
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When did it become acceptable
To talk on your cell phone while peeing in a public urinal?
Also in the keepsake box with the Bad Ass Mix
is a Florida Keys postcard from my grandmother that includes the following recipe for Key Lime Pie, included here verbatim:
INGREDIENTS 4 eggs 1 can sweetened condensed milk 1/2 cup lime juice (KEY LIMES IF POSSIBLE) 6 tbls. of sugar 1/2 teas. cream of tarter
DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to 250 degrees, beat 4 egg yolks, add condensed milk and lime juice, beat until thick, pour into baked pie...
You have met these dudes. As kids, they were mocked for the same traits that they’ve now transformed into social currency, but this reversal hasn’t fully salved the wounded rage in them. So they are maybe going to take that anger out on some powerless girls, but they’re going to be so super aware the whole time, of what they’re doing and why. To paraphrase the terrible novel whose opening...
Cold Saturdays, while oranges are boiling for a...
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